KJ (owlmoose) wrote,
KJ
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extraordinarily silly meme

Much funnier than it has any right to be. Ganked from plantgirl.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Owlmoose!

  1. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up owlmoose.
  2. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are owlmoose!
  3. A thimbleful of owlmoose would weigh over 100 million tons!
  4. Owlmoose is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
  5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching owlmoose.
  6. Owlmoose is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  7. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from owlmoose.
  8. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained owlmoose!
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of owlmoose.
  10. Scientists have discovered that owlmoose can smell the presence of autism in children.
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So the next time you get the flu, you know who to blame.
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