I was walking by a classroom to make some tea and overheard one of the Medical Assisting instructors giving a lecture. The topic was on proper office management procedures, and she was telling the students about the importance of doing inventory, keeping track of what items are running low, not running out of key supplies, and so forth.
Then I went into the employee breakroom and used the last sugar packet.
Edit: Another class is doing CPR training. Overheard from that side of the building:
"Everybody grab a baby. Make sure not to break their arms and legs off."