KJ (owlmoose) wrote,

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An idea whose time has come

You know what we need? An angry message hotline. Kind of like a suicide hotline, but in reverse.

"Thank you for calling 1-888-fuck-you. To leave an angry message for your lover or would-be lover, press one. To leave an angry message for your boss, press two. To yell at your kids, press three. To yell at your parents, press four. For George W. Bush, press five. For the person who pissed you off in traffic, press six. To complain that you'll be charged $2.99 for this call, press nine."
Tags: funny, random
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