August 7th, 2007

pelosi

Those crazy curmudgeons

"The worst thing about this investigation is that it does change your life in terms of employment potential" -- Ted Stevens, Alaskan Senator, who stands accused of taking bribes from oil companies.

More gems here and here, including the now infamous "series of tubes" speech and the following choice cut:

"I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me."