"Find me any book with Walter Gropius's name on the cover."
At first we couldn't find anything (spelling error, in my defense I can only say that I haven't had my coffee yet), and so the student said that he'd just go to the "real" library. Thanks a lot, kid.
(We did manage to turn one up. He needed it for a book design class -- turns out he really did just care about the cover, not the content. Go figure.)