I've seen some pretty bizarre email addresses come through my email box over the years, as spammers throw together random words in the hope of coming up with names that will get through the filters. But the one that just appears in my inbox tonight wins the competition, I think:
Cheops J. Greediness
That's it. Between that and the spontaneous pasta generation article I found earlier tonight, I think it's time to pack up the Internet and go home.